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The Singur Reflection – Multiple perspectives September 26, 2008

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The site of truck loads taking dies and equipment from Singur is going to be an ever lasting memory for the residents , well wishers, farmers, Industrial workers , and every one associated with this erstwhile  leading Industrial state of India. While the hope is that the State doesnt slip into an economic abyss, the mood and sentiment can only be other wise. Here is what can probably come into minds of various categories of people when looking back.

  1. The Corporate community :  Fools die hard. Ratan was a damned fool, we advised him not to look at this plagued state but he was iridiscent. He said- ” If I am convinced about something , I will say so even if some body puts a revolver on my temple. I am convinced that Singur is the place from which first Nano should roll out”. Probably , his conviction was as good as Muhammad Tughluq who had great vision and conviction  but was killed because of his lack of real politik and practicality.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muhammad_bin_Tughluq. Its good we did not follow his lead. Satyam has pulled out its investment plan. Infosys has frozen its investment plan of 1500 crore and is said to be contemplating expanding in Pune rather than this Bhodrolok. HM had long back realised this and moved its Lancer production to Chennai. Last time , Bhodro lok(Gentlemen) had fingered ITC and they had threatened to pull its head quarters out of Kolkata. That was the last time communist itch had surrendered to coroporate vexation. Probably its the state where only meideval agricultural techniques or strikes can flourish.
  2. The Educated working class : We do not know how long we will have to suffer this communist rule or rowdies like Momota di. We need to migrate to states like Maharshtra, Bangalore, NCR for our livelihood but what if there is backlash and the sons of soil in those states start beating/ pushing us to where we belong. J&K , North East and Maharshtra are already becoming immigrant hostile. Where shall we return to ? I have never voted in the state ( My work, my fear for Bombs, my disgust about contesting candidates etc) and that doesnt encourage any one with my kind to even think of contesting. Its the chengdas(ruffians) who vote and its their reps who get elected. I cant do any thing for my state but dream. Dream that some day things will change and they will become better. Its then, I will come back and enjoy the Bhalo pukur(pond), misti(sweets) and Aab hawa batash( the weather and air) of Baangal.                                                                                                                       
  3. The Environmentalists  : Thank god the industry is gone. Now we will have eco friendly fields where trees will grow and the nature can grow unfettered. I have heard that tatas spread a lot of ash and chemicals on the plant ground  to ensure that flora /fauna do not grow and cripple the foundation of concrete. So this will ensure that no crop will grow there for next 10 ytears. We must launch an awareness campaign on the ecological damage caused due to this and sue tatas. This will add to their already monstrous 1500 crore loss but catching such a big corporate house on wrong environment foot will make us more famous and let us grab more news headlines and donations from world over.
  4. The romantics of Bengal  : We will no longer have the cacophony of blaring furnaces , lathes, and sheet metal stomping noise. Late in the evenings Goru and gaadhas( cows and donkeys) will plough the fields ,the bells around their neck will ring sweeet sounds around which I will compose a sweet poem about a beautiful bhodro mohila(Gentle lady) who is cooking Eylish( Most revered fish) in the open kitchen.. We will have more Shanti(peace) in aamader gram(our village) and we will sing melancholy strains.
  5. The Commies  : Oh Lenin, this lady has turned our nemesis or is it our own wrong doings. By Marx we were never supposed to support Industry and are born to put thorns in the flesh of all industrialists. We must confess the unholy marriage between Buddha and Tata. We must crucify him and make him pay for his sins. We ridiculed him for deriding Bangla Bandhs and hartals.  Now , Momta has hijacked our ideals and taken up the case of chasees(peasant farmers). Now we must go back to our basics and launch a fresh rounds of protibaad(protests) and hortaals(Strikes).   For all captalists entering Bong Bhoomi we  probably can put this

 

 —- to be continued

Cultural Assault on Pune’s Habitat September 19, 2008

Posted by arunpurohit in India, Real Estate, Satire.
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  I strongly admire the campaign launched by local manoos in putting Marathi signboards and ensuring that every thing in the state should have native names and connotations. I am surprised how they missed out on the great assault Builder , promoter community is inflicting on the culture of city of Pune and around . I wish they notice the names of societies and housing projects which are launched in Wakad, Aundh, Hadapsar etc.

  1. Regalia
  2. Edenn Garden
  3. Megapolis
  4. Capprichio
  5. Megapolis
  6. Blue Ridge
  7. Apostrophe
  8. Blue dale
  9. Rose land and Blah Blah…..

Why cant they be named

  1. Rajkeeya wada
  2. Manu Watika
  3. Bhavya wada
  4. Lalchi ghar
  5. Maha gaothan
  6. Neel pahadi 
  7. Ardhviram vada
  8. Gulab Peth …etc..

They need to collect all their resources and start blackening , boards of these societies and send warning to these builders and their residents to either localize their names as shown above or pack their bags. Enough is enough. We cant let the rich culture of this great city be desecrated by this builder community.. After all what are the terms caprice ,Regal, Mont Vert supposed to mean to a manoos..

I strongly suggest a campaign to eradicate these names from the landmarks of this Punya nagari. This probably will gain them more headlines on TV channels and also galvanize more followers in his fold.. This will mean bigger vote bank.Also , this can generate a lot of revenue to the state as every builder has to re register their society name. Local advocates will make more money in processing this legal process. Local signboard painters will get a lot of employment .. All their brochures need to be printed in local language.. This will give lot of native writers a chance to write flashy campaigns.  Further when investors come to invest , they wont be able to understand any name, specification, brochure etc and they would need translators. Imagine how many translators we would need and millions on jobs which can be generated .There is so much to do .. to reconstruct these cities ..we cant afford to get tired.. The show must go on.. Let us open this front too..

New Trade Licenses and emerging Goonda raj in India September 9, 2008

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Going by the recent spate of events in Bengal and Maharashtra , it seems that there is utter collapse in law of land .  The way local leaders are able to hold projects of national/ international interests ,it seems we will add another layer of bureaucracy for investments. Clearance from most hooliganistic Opposition leader before contemplating investments in that state .

It seems very likely that all big Industrial houses will take Momta Di’s blessings before CM to contemplate setting business there.  The projects will have to be Momta compliant  to take root.The same will be true for Maharashtra ,where people will have to get blessings of Raj before operating.

The appology by Jaya for her sppech is most unfortunate . The real politik requires that you speak the words which alligators of land approve.

Taking Raj’s argument of pulling down billboards not written in Marathi, I wish he issues a diktat that hence forth all software companies working in Maharashtra need to code in Marathi..

This will bring  ‘ Paryanta’ for while ,, ‘Apwaad taka’ for throw exception etc .. prbably if they apply their energies in developing a Marathi compiler it will have the following two benefits.

1. It will generate a lot of employment for the Marathi manoos. The problem he is so eager to solve.

2. The world will move hassle free to carry on its business in English and other languages till then .