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Indian humor at its best July 14, 2009

Posted by arunpurohit in Humor, India.
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A picture is worth a thousand words. A humorous picture is worth at least 10 good jokes.. A collection of humorous pictures is worth 100 jokes and an hour of exercise.

I found one such collection here :

http://anatomyofindia.wordpress.com/2009/06/12/aisa-bhi-hota-hai/

Hilarious pictures. Enjoy

Why more tax rebate to women ?A budgetary crime July 7, 2009

Posted by arunpurohit in India, Nationalism.
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The women who work and earn more than Rs 1.5 LPA get their compensation without any discrimination. I have seen no organization in India which would pay women any less if she meets the work criteria.

Further , the women who are earning are most likely to marry men who earn even more.

Now consider a man and woman working in the same organization. Both are married and are drawing salary of Rs 2LPA .The man to a house maker and the woman to a person who earns the same ,if not more. In this case the man shelves a tax of  Rs 4,000/= while the woman gives out only Rs 1000/=. She already has a surplus from her husband’s earning .
 The poor man however finds it difficult to make the ends meet.

This is the bullshit which successive Finance minister has been doling out to India and no body protests. The rebate should be given on need basis and in this case the poor single earning member should get it. I do not know why it will take a genius and dozens of tax reforms to understan that rebqte should be linked to the number od depensdents an earning member has. That person’s income supports larger number of non earning members.
 
This simple step would ensure that we tax all those women who are earning handsomely and pass the benefit to those who really need them . Will Mr Mukherjee listen  ? Probably not. Will couts take cognizance of this fallacy ? probably not. This inertia plagues our nation

Hello Rajiv Gandhi ! Whats you got to do with it ? July 1, 2009

Posted by arunpurohit in Humor, India, Leadership, Nationalism, Satire.
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Worli Sea BridgeHello Rajiv Gandhi ! Whats you got to do with it ? We got a brand new bridge. Did you have a dream that you would like to see a bridge like this in Bombay someday ? If yes, the Mumbaikars have had 100 times more nightmares in absence of this. Will you kindly let us rename it Mumbai Spirit bridge? If at all you were associated with this project your contribution is very well given here.

http://economictimes.indiatimes.com/News/Economy/Infrastructure/Bandra-Worli-Sea-Link-A-hi-tech-incompetence/articleshow/4723268.cms

 

Pyschophancy  in your Congress runs deep and these days pays very well . Each time it has to exceed the previous one to secure a pie. Ashok  Chavan, Vilas rao, Sharad Pawar , Pratibha have revelled in your  Madam’s feet and are where they are today because of this. Once again they are at it and are dragging you in it . Sharad’s suggestion and Ashok Chavan’s seconding it reeks of scoring brownie points with Madam. Dont you think It is insensitive and incongruous to name it after you as you very rarely identified with this city?

Are you not happy and content that your dear Mani Shankar renamed Connaught Place as Rajiv Chowk?  Delhi was your underbelly aint it ? My question is why should you want Sonia to  inaugurate this ? Is it just because its a lasting monument ? Because the expenditure has been 1600 Crores( 5 time over budget )? Because it went 5 yrs behind schedule ? Can you be kind enough to let Major Unnikrishnan’s parents inaugurate this ? This Major if you have not forgotten 26/11 had laid down his life fighting to restore peace to it. Or should it not be a Karkare,  Salaskar or Tambe’s wife. Give it  a thought , the nation will be grateful to you for this generousity.

 

You were slained serving your party cause; trying to make a comeback after getting voted out on corruption charges. You were killed by Tigers for meddling in internal affairs of  Srilanka ( When you had no business meddling there).  You didnt know you will be blown away. These poor folks Major Sandeep in particular knew he may die saving his fellow soldiers and this city. He carried on in face of imminent danger to his life. Your death gave your party a sympathy wave and landslide victory. Your Madam now has unyielding grip on Indian political firmament. What have these martys got ? People have started forgetting their names. Can you prevent the nation from being ungrateful ?   

 

 

You ( Gandhis) are already are a rich family with name sprayed every significant structure or schemes Just see the list of places that have been painted in love for you and your family ( Not exhaustive )

1. J N Nehru Urban Renewal Mission

 2. Indira Gandhi National Open University

 3. Jawahar Rozgar Yojana

4. Rajiv Chowk

 5 Jawahar Aawaas Yojana

 6 Indira Gandhi National Cener of arts

7. Indira Gandhi Nahar Pariyojana

 8 Rajiv Gandhi infotech Park , Pune.

9.  Indira Gandhi International Airport…

10. Rajiv Gandhi Bachat yojana…

The list is forever and end less

Naming everything important in nation on Gandhis is not enough to pay back your great services. We also wish to pay homage to people who died for Mumbai. Will you be kind enough this time to tell your Madam to let this thing go. The nation will repay this kindness by launching a thousand Soniya yojana, Rahul Nagar and Priyanka Space missions. Will you please talk to your brother Congressmen this one time?