Archive for the ‘Satire’ Category

I didnt see the budget.  I do not really know where Mr Dinesh Trivedi is coming from. I have only seen the bottomline of what he has done. That bottomline reads-  “Fares hiked across the board “. The media is going Ga Ga over what a progressive step. He is a brave man. etc. See [...]

Dear Advertising agencies, I am a consumer and you chase every moment of my awakened life with your creations trying to derive the longest mileage of the budget your lords give you. It pisses me off. You started encroaching my privacy everywhere. You dig deep into what I search on google. You check every little [...]

2 years ago when I was beginning to raise fund for my startup, I met a person who was christened Einstein in Bombay. We had 2 hour long discussion with him and told him how we had thought through various scenarios on how WiC can work. Having heard all aspects, he had said – “  Consumers may [...]

Vidhya Balan you have an immediate competition. You just can get dirtier than Congress. We know that state polls are on. Swept by trust deficit, the ruling Govt  stands slimmest chance in any of the states. The  demographic surveys conclusively indicate that results will be decided by OBC/ MBC voters. This class just has narrow [...]

Recently ,I came across profile of an investor on Linked in . When I looked for his college, I found that he had neatly written it NIT- State. When I thought deeper on it I got some really crazy thoughts. We have all IITs which are suffixed by their city name. We have all IIMs [...]

Disclaimer : This is a biased monologue of a highly contrarian thinker who is too lazy to do research. The author takes no responsibility of heartburns after reading this. You are advised to buy adequate antacids before reading this Bombay probably is a city of hip shakers. No just hip shakers but gaudy hip shakers. [...]

We don’t have an eternity to realize a corruption free India. Even if we had, little will be realized when the pests (read politicians) have sucked our nation dry. If we recollect our freedom struggle, though Gandhi is most credited and publicized, he was only one of the  major cogs in the wheel. We had [...]

On Page 2 of Economic Times today , I saw 2 articles : 1. Montek Singh claiming that PM cannot be blamed for any SCAM. He had told Raja to follow all good ethical practices and Raja had confirmed that he is. A PM cannot micro manage you see.. He had also told Kalmadi and [...]

There is nothing novel about this subject , yet it evokes immediate participation and a sense of relief to most of us. An year ago, India’s celebrated Warren Buffet Rakesh Jhunjhunwala  did a wonderful treatise on this : http://www.rakeshjhunjhunwala.in/2010/03/indias-top-10-greatest-assholes-india.html Reading his blog did make my life better for the day, I realized that it was [...]

Osama Bin laden was a fearless entrepreneur. He like most start ups had disruptive aspirations. He wanted to take the Biggest bull(y) with horns. He had to raise a good amount of money to realize his objectives. He probably used to pay his recruits much less than market and used to extract the best out [...]