Ugly Modi

Today there are things which makes me fill with disgust about the person who leads my nation

1.  Section 66A : This ugly section of IT act of India was drafted by Kapi Sibal..  It allows govt to arrest any person if s/he expresses herself in social media and the expression is found to be offensive. When  this was implemented, Modi had changed his profile picture to black. Calling it as draconian as an emergency. A year passes and he is in power, he deploys his entire legal battery to retain this ugly law. The solicitor general pleads for keeping sec 66 legal but thank god Supreme courts kills this calling it violation of freedom of speech. What a creep this man is

Self obsessed narcissist

2. Disgusting dukanwalla :  Pakistan extended an invite to Indian govt to attend celebration of Pakistan day in Delhi as per protocol. Pakis immediately broke the  protocol by inviting the scoundrels of Kashmir to the event. The same suckers who wish to secede from India and break the country. At this sacrilege, there was no need for govt of India to go and follow the ugly protocol of still attending the meet which gives legitimacy to traitors. He forced Gen V K Singh to go and attend this ugly  event though he didnt want to .  All just because he can do some little kaaro bar with this terrorist nation?

2 lines  from a poem by Ramdhari Singh Dinkar are very apt

Swatantra garv unka jo nar-fankon mein pran ganwate hain
par nahi bech man ka prakash roti ka mol chukate hain…

( Those are entitled to pride of independence who starve to the death

But dont sell their conscience to pay the price of getting a bread )

Mahila Dhritrashtra decoding the Sonia Gandhi neurons

arunpurohit:

Very pertinent when the entire world is asking #WhereIsPappu

Originally posted on Sunday Morning itch:

Dhritarashtra is one of the biggest pivotal character of Mahabharata. It was he who kick started the most epic battle ever in history of mythical mankind.  Such is the immortality of learnings from this battle that we can quickly relate to repeat of  human behaviors in our current lives.  Lets see Sonia Gandhi’s love for her son Owl G for instance and assess how the analogy fits in :

The blinded, vengeful and lusty Dhritarashtra

1. Denial and vengeance: Dhrita was the eldest son and a rightful heir to Hastinapur.  He was denied the privilege of being a king because of  his disability ( Being blind ). He forever held vengeance to the injustice done to him.  Sonia led Congress party to victory in UPA -I after Sitaram Kesri has screwed it up. She was rightful to become the PM  but was denied ascendance because of technicality ( Citizenship…

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SiSiLiMu – the ugly gali to poll success

The surest way to reach pedestals of power in India is by wooing SiSiLiMu. I do not mean the Sisi Leembu as shown below but…

Sisi Limbu or Banta

the Sisi limu  which has a very high voter turn out and votes in blocks enmasse ( Without generally applying brains).

  1. SC ( Scheduled caste)
  2. ST ( Scheduled tribes)
  3. LIG ( Low income group)
  4. Muslims

These 4 factions on Indian demography are to politicians what item numbers are to Bollywood.  They are viewed by politicos as a monoblock which can easily be attracted by doles, freebies and fokat ka maal ( read reservations, free electricity, paani). If you add this booby mix with a twist to your campaign, the chances are that you to have cracked the political box office.

While this is good for the politicians and their litters, I believe it ravishes the nation and plunges the country or states back by a few decades. Lets see some instances

  1.  Indira Gandi (Garibi hatao full spectrum Si Si Li Mu) .. Plunged the nation into ugly emergency.
  2.  Jyoti Bose ( LIG -Hawkers union) Threw Bengal in industrial ranking from # 3 to #30 now. // Predominantly Li
  3. V P Singh ( SC – Mandal politics) : Let to mammoth immolation of youth caused total despondence // Si Si
  4. Mayavati ( ST – Dalit ki beti ) : Put entire UP in dark age.. // Si Si
  5. Mulayam/Omar /Soniya :  Played to muslim galleries ( Shahi Imam, Azam Khan , Shah bano etc)  : Lead to worst communal riots. // Si Si Mu

The worst part for the nation as Delhi goes to vote tomorrow is that the new political snake is working on all 4 of this stream. The CNN IBN poll shows that Kejriwal has very solidly cemented his base in all the SiSiLiMu constituencies. He is turning out to be the ugliest of all all politicians of our times and tops it up with anarchy and opportunism every time.

SiSiLiMu or Banta is a cheap alternative to branded aerated drinks.

Hygienic or harmful ? we know not but its the opium of the masses in the nation’s heartland… Upadravi has learned to woo all of them well..

A wise person had well said – ” Politics is the last resort of a….

Scoundrel

Do you see any instance when a person riding these planks has come to power and any thing good has happened to the nation?

//  Apparent Exceptions :

(1) Sonia gave Jaat reservations ( Si Si) in April 2014 and got crushed but then then Jaats were unjustified reservation seekers

(2)  Prithviraj Chavan and Sharad Pawar implemented 71 % reservations  in  Maharashtra and got routed. Marathas who  were added to reserved class did not belong to SiSiLiMu

Slipping through cracks

” I am both ”
Responded a guy when I asked him if he is vegetarian..

I was wondering how ? How can you eat meat and claim that you are vegetarian also..

Amorphous blob of shapelessness and shape

Then I thought, there are heterosexuals who claim they are both homosexuals and straight .

There are liars who claim they speak  both i.e Truth and falsehood.

There are corrupt who say we embezzle money but  are also honest on some instances..

Can the term omnitarian be more appropriate? or do all attempts to classify humans fail ?

There was Steve Jobs and there are Bongs who say I am veg but I eat fish

There are Jains who would say I am vegetarian but I dont eat things grown below ground.

There are marwadis who are veg but would not eat No onion/garlic..

I think the definitions or classifications will remain amorphous unless some semantics are developed which with brevity can define the dominant behavior and exceptions in one small pronounceable word

Mr Arun Jaitley , 6 small facts one small ice challenge for you

*Honorable finance minister* and beloved left ball of NaMo, Sri  Arun Jaitley today ejaculated – “One small rape in Delhi was publicized and we lost billions of dollars

Arun Jaitley

Arun Jaitley terms Delhi rape ‘small incident that cost billions in tourism’

Warning : Explicit content ahead please abandon reading if you are sensitive to violent language and crudery 

This former Supreme court lawyer should take the following *small* facts in to cognizance :

  1. There were 6 rapists in the bus including the driver
  2. All of them took turns to rape Late Jyoti Pandey. It lasted a few hours in running bus.
  3. After the rape, a rusted cold iron rod ( L Shaped ) was thrust through her vagina and it made its way up through uterus to her abdomen.
  4. The temperature on that night was 3 to 5 degree celsius and she was thrown out naked and bleeding from a bus moving at 60km /hr
  5. She had profuse internal bleeding, underwent 5 surgeries which removed all her intestines and uterus
  6. The infection spread to her entire body, she finally died of cardiac arrest in Singapore.

Source (  Wikipedia 2012 Delhi gang rape )

To me as a human being none of these are small but to our *erudite minister* and sexy minister, they are . 

Here is how we can settle the smallness of this rape by personal example and taking inspiration from popular ALS ice bucket challenge.

Arun Jaitley must volunteer to take a small ice sodomy challenge. A place in Kashmir or Himalayas where the ambient temperature is 4 to 5 degree can be chosen.

  1. 6 solid bus/ truck driver can  be randomly picked.
  2. They can take turns to sodomize him ( No lubricant is to be used ). This is to be done in a moving bus and should last for  at least 90 minutes and should be done at night.
  3. A  L shaped road or wheel jack can be inserted in his anus and pushed way up his abdomen.
  4. He can then be thrown out of that running train/ bus  ..

He will have a choice not to undergo surgery and medical treatment.. It will be a small sodomy as per his opinion. He can get up and then recommend two of his fellow ministers for ice sodomy test starting from MoS Nihal Chand, the rape accused..

Since all this is to be videographed, it can be posted to all social media and is destined to go viral. The ad revenues generated from this exercise can bring in billions of revenues we have lost . Further, as more and more of his colleagues take this test it can beat the records of LIVE olympic telecast rights.

Mister Jaitley , will you please take this ice bucket oops small  ice sodomy challenge,  establish your theory of small rape and reclaim the billions of dollars lost.

Arrogant actions, humble facade, the Narendra Modi paradox

I am shocked at the arrogance PM Narendra Modi has showed in appointment of his Principal secretary Nripendra Mishra.

Caution:  Some of you, inherently are easily blinded by charisma. If you cannot stand hard facts, demolition of holi cows or false gods, please do not read any further Modi  is the same person who showed extreme humility when entering the precincts of parliament.

Modi bowing to parliament ( A shallow symbolism )

He touches the feet of Advani when he meets him but humiliates him with full blows when he can.

Modi touching Advani’s feet.

 

Observe this :  The body language of Advani in this picture. He very well understands the facade Modi’s fake respect. Advani has  been humiliated  in such extremes in last one month that secretly he must be regretting  on why he contested the LS 2014 election. Its often said that behind the crafty words, Modi is an arrogant man with scantest regard to people, precincts and propriety.

Why do i say this ?

The post of chairman of regulatory authorities  ie. Telecom, Aviation etc by design of constitution need to be free of govt/corporate lure, indfluence or pressures . Hence the act says that the person who heads these authorities cannot take up Central Govt or Corporate jobs for 2 yrs from date of retirement.  This is very ethical and robust mechanism and prevents direct quid   pro quo http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quid_pro_quo

However , such was the desperation of Modi that he brought an ordinance to amend the act and get Mr Nripendra Mishra to become his principal secretary on the same day of his retirement. Such scant regard to constitution and Loksabha in my opinion can only stem from arrogance, extreme favoritism or wicked interests.  The Congis bit the dust paying for the arrogance on Lokpal, beating the sleeping protestors , learn from it.

What was the desperation ?

Why did this person become so indispensable ? 

Why did Nripendra Mishra succumb to this unethical act of accepting such a post ? 

People do not judge you from what you say Mr Modi, They  do not judge you by the way you pretend and pose for pictures .

They judge you from your actions.

There are a billion shades between Good bad and ugly.

Dear Omar Abdullah, no more diapers for you now.

Ëither Article 370 stays or Kashimir will not be part of India“- tweeted Omar Abdullah and it got me into recollecting Nawabjadas born into a ancestral property and too spoilt to see reason. To me he appears like another pappu ( A Kashmiri one) who has been pampered a lot. A baby in infancy is given a lot of cool things. Some examples are:

  • Umblical chord in womb (Direct delivery of nutrients to stomach, no need to masticate),
  • Breast feed (Optimally warm, sweet milk from uber soft nipples),
  • Diapers ( Freely do potty and susu whenever and wherever kid wants), and
  • A milk bottle ( Kid still gets almost same pleasure as sucking on to a human nipple) etc.

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All these baby stuff are good, pleasure some and are needed in those specific periods. Kids body, with this support,happiness and pleasure grows faster to soon become independent of them.
 There are however, some abnormal kids who get addicted and continue using them till they are 6 -7 years or even 12 years old. Is it not embarrassing for parents that their kid still drinks milk from poopsee , wets his pants, needs diapers or sucks thumb?
Why despite the physical age, the addiction and dependence with some kids just doesnt go away?  Is  it not the right time, for the parents to play hardball in the best interest of the kid and tell him NO means NO?
We all know this but why is it important today?
Doesnt Bhai Omar Abdullah appears to have physically grown beyond puberty?  At ripe age of 44 does he not have hairs in arm pits and elsewhere? Some grey streaks are visible on his head but has he grown mentally? He says that the only link between him and his mom (the mother India) is article 370.  Either this chord stays, or he is not son of his mother. It ends every thing for him ( and Kashmir).Image
  Is  this not exactly how a baby out of mother’s womb feels ? The umblical chord is what he thinks keeps him alive should just stay forever.He is crying, threatening, throwing tantrums, rolling on the floor, sucking his thumb all the while like Auro in Paa .
Is this article 370 not like diaper he thinks he  just cant live without. Baby Mehbooba too has joined the chorus. No body should take away their diapers, no body should cut the chords, no body should take away the poopsee bottle. Omar bhai! you and Kashmir have physically been out of womb for 40 and 54 years respectively. Has he  not grown beyond those susu in chaddi days?
Believe  us you dont need this diaper. We understand that you will cry and be angry with us when we cut it. You will rant when we make you wear pants. You will curse us when we ask you to drink milk from glass but bear with us we have to do this now.
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Did the Dhais ( Congressis and Sonia Mayya)  not let you suck thumb for ages because they always knew you are not their real son?  Were they not getting paid ( Looting the nation) while you reveled in infancy.The longer your infancy, the higher was their meter down  and hence better their career earning(Votebank)
You are not used to live without diaper, it will hurt, it will feel unusual for few days, it will make you uncomfortable but do not worry, you will get used to it and grow up for your own sake. We all have given them up at some stage of life.

 

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