#DeModiapa or note ban has been one of the biggest folly of Feku but come UP elections and he had to fool the middle class to believe that All is well with his shit..
To bring credibility to his idiocy he is adept at making use of holy cows.
First he hid behind army to claim success of fake #Furgical Strike. He has no evidence or facts to show what was done or not done.
Now, he has tried to use the Central Statistical Organization ( CSO) to put sand over his shit.. So how did he manage to fudge the GDP growth data ? Read on as I try to pull his pants down to expose the statistical fraud.
1. 45% of Indian Economy in unorganized ( Read road side shops, low wage workers, village trade, non taxable trade etc)
2. CSO doesnt measure informal economy directly but makes assumptions to gauge its value. This is done by approximating it as a fraction of Organized economy i.e 81.818% of organized economy.
3. Rural economy was worst affected by #DeModiapa as these folks didnt get paid. Estimates tell, it shrunk by 20 to 30%
4. Through his Stooge minister Sadananda Gauda, Modi asked the CSO to continue to use the same assumption, thus showing no decline in unorganized sector. // This is the ghotala source
5. He showed an increase in Govt spending to account for decreased industrial production.
6. In the immediate aftermath of #DeModiapa, gold buying peaked up in markets. The cost of gold skyrocketed from Rs 25,000/ 10g to Rs 65k/ 10g. Apple iPhones were bought in dozens creating all time high sales for Apple in India. Luxury vacations, over seas air tickets were bought. This increased buying was used to show that consumer spending didnt go down..// High spending on gold and shady products ofsetted the low spending on consumer products.
So, now we know what Feku did this summer, just before UP elections, to fool the FOOLS that Demonetization shit doesnt stink. He did throw some sand on his crap and Bhakts went ahead saying Herculean chootiyapa had no effect. Yes, it was not crap till you dont remove this layer of sand or pull his kurta up.
Many rational Indians find it difficult to understand the madness called BjP. It has now become a cult movement in India just few cms short of Nazism which grew in Germany. The only difference here is, this cult is more stupider. Most of the illiterate Hindus are by default, sworn slaves of this movement. The narcotic, now also affects a significant proportion of educated dolts who seek more and more of this drug.
The lexicon or definition of key term, forms the building block or first step of understanding this cult. While most of the words have been synthesized from terms popular in BIMARU states( Bihar,MP, Rajasthan, UP), there exist a little profanity in this lexicon.
This I think is reasonable as one cant define or understand the act of RAPE without mentioning penis, vagina, thrust, etc. If you get outraged at any stage, please feel free to abandon reading. Any suggestion to enrich this lexicon is welcome
BhajaPa : n. A union of Bhaja(Pray)+ Chootiyapa .. essentially do stupid acts and pray that something good will happen in the long run.
Feku – Word used to now officially describe Narendra Modi without any ambiguity. His penchant for braggadocio regarding his achievements has earned him this sobriquet. Derived from the Hindi word (Phenku) which literally means: someone who throws. Usually used for someone who is bullshitting.
Bhakts : These are the folks who have flushed their brains out in commode and got it replaced by program which enjoins them to treat Feku as Prophet or God’s gift to India. Typically, they have low intellect, no logic or argumentation capability. They are very very happy about stupidity of Feku. They have low boiling point and can turn violent on any one who questions their Prophet. They have militant ideologies slightly less than ISIS and believe strongly in extra judicial killings example Dadri, Bhopal encounters,
BjPigs : The karyakartas (workers) of BJP who have undeservingly hogged power. Derived from Pigs of literary classic George Orwell novel Animal Farm where Pigs rule the animal farm after ousting the torturing human owner and thereafter meet out a even bigger torture to animals who brought them on power
Modi – n. (1) Maniac Obsessed (with) Death- causing Instincts : Example : Hitler, Stalin,
(2) Massive Obsession ( With) Damaging Ideas : Example Tughluq, Demonetization etc.
Modiapa – An act of conducting chootiyapa which damages the country or causes deaths of people, employment or sanity.
ModiFied : n. A transformation of an ordinary sane human being to become a sucker of deaths, genocide, ugly ideas and singing panegyric for the Prophet of newly adopted cult called Bhajapa
BjPimps : The bhadwas (Pimps) who try to bring ordinary gullible folks into its Bhajapa fold by invoking Hinduism superiority ( Nazism like) or to vote for it
BhajaPaads : The gas BJP propagandists spread to defend Modiapa or Modi. Example: Demonetization has ended terror, BjP is working to loot the corrupt and give that money to poor.
BhanGis : The Bhajapias ( Official party members) who are also Sanghis ( RSS wrokers). It sounds like Bhangees( The people who clean turds/toilets) but no correlation with that noble job. BhanGis are RSS nominees for various party, govt or political positions. The dismissed governor of Meghalaya V Shanmugham was a BhanGi.. and so are Nitin Gadkari, Modi, Rajnath, Parrikar, etc
Bhajapias : The union of Bhajapa+ Chootiyas( Dolts) whose primary trait is to defend every shit Bhajapa does .example Sambit Patra
BhajaPandu : Union of Bhajapia + Gaandu . One who lends his ass to MODI, enjoys the sodomy very much and makes a public admission of the pleasure of that. Essentially, thinks that a sodomy from their Prophet cures his constipation. Example : When paying Rs 250 as cess and tax on a restaurant bill of Rs 750/= claims he is doing Desh seva.. but goes to office and submits fake rent receipts or medical bills to avoid paying legitimate income tax. Also , the same BhajaPandu buys most of his things without bill to avoid paying taxes
BhajaPani : n. A union of Bhajapa + ChaiPani ( Bribe) + Surnames ending with “ani “, usually, crooked business persons/entities who thrive in business by bribing Bjpigs. Example Adani, Ambani etc.
BhaJang :n A union of Bhajapa +Bhujang (snake) usually a vitriolic asshole who spews venom whenever he opens his her mouth making the environment poisonous example Rithambra, Sakshi Maharaj, Uma Bharati etc
BhaJamiya :n A union of Bhajapia and Chhamiya : Typically an obnoxious female with very fat buttocks which she shakes in vulgar dance.. Example : Find her out .
BhajVaada n: A union of Bhajapa + Vaada ( promise) also takes roots from Farzi-vaada aur fraud/ false practices. It often refers to to the fake promises BjPigs use to fool hoi- polloi to come to power or keep them in power. Example : Fake Surgical strike , Fake war against corruption, Fake promise to give 16 lakhs ( U$ 220K approx) in every account, Ram mandir banayenge..
BhajoPia : n. An imaginary but unrealistic and stupid utopia imagined by Bhajapias where all rivers are interlinked, Pakistan, Afghanistan and Tibet are part of India, Entire economy is cashless, India becomes Hindu rashtra and Golwalkar becomes the father of the nation.
BhejaPhrenia n. A disease where an afflicted person, typically a Bhajapia loses the coherence between thoughts, actions and logic. Example talks about large denomination of cash ( 500 and 1000) causing illicit economy and comes up with even larger denomination of notes viz 2000/=
BhajaPaploo : n A shameless and incompetent replacement(Usually a Sanghi ) for an able professional at an exalted position who disgraces the chair he sits own . A union of Bhajapia+Paploo (Impotent Person) example : Gajendra Chauhan as FTII Director, Shanmugham ( Sex maniac) disgraced governor of Meghalaya and Arun jaitley, the FM
BhajaKti : n . A devotional cult borrowed from ugliest, lowest, stupidest and crudest form of Hinduism where land units are maatas or pitas, water bodies are devtas(Gods), heterosexuality is a disease.
This is a WiP and ever evolving lexicon. Please feel free to add more terms, better definitions in the comments. If I find them good, I will include them in the main blog giving you the credit for coining that term.
Of all the popular fraud schemes Robin Hood theme continues to amaze and baffle me most. It has defied time, mortality and eternity and still works in 21st century. Robinhood continues to be the opium of the hoi-polloi or junta. It mesmerizes and has a box office collection of few lakh crores in just first few weeks as against 100 crores Bollywood craves. Lets see how it works.
A Demagogue Jholelal Fakeer who claims a peasant background, typically has a beard, a 56 inch chest and looks like one shown below declares:
He is attempting to raid and rob the rich. Its a WAR // Rich are the biggest evil it doesnt matter that they are hardworking, smart and intelligent. WAR cry invariably fools the fools
He gives a hope of windfall wealth (say Rs 16 lakhs in cash), to each illiterate, lazy and brainless Gareeb (poor).. They wont even have to move their ASS for it.
He further promises to distribute the fruits of entire loot. Kaala dhan from kaale log will tana tan go to gareeb’s accounts JanDhan . OMFG, this creates erection ( Entertainment) mightier than the number “Chhamiya ki choli” item. Fakeer knows he needs to deliver nothing. The drunken imbecile dolts are already doing Naagin dance and high on this opium.
Pandemonium reigns. Popularity breaks the roofs… Just 31% fools are enough to drown the remaining 69% population which can think. Fakeer grabs the power and continues to make an ass of fools
Once ensconced, the scoundrel ( Fakeer) changes the gear. He actually does a raid and loot on the poor. New and higher Cess emerge. Higher and wider taxes are declared. Greater curbs are put on the cash. This brings majority of money from poor under Scoundrel’s control.
Fakeer now lives in a palatial million square feet bungalow, rides a fleet of BMW 750 i, and flies the world in luxury Chartered planes . All the while he maintains a mask of a Fakeer, a messiah and a humble peasant.
He subsequently siphons the cash pile back to rich industrialists, bureaucrats, bankers and Pigs who were active or silent accomplishes in the fabled Robin hood raids. This siphoning is done in forms of loan restructuring, interest waivers and huge contracts (Statue making)
The scoundrels thus are Nibor Doohs (Robinhood spelled backwards) and paradoxically rob and kill the poor, not the other way as believed or preceived
Approx 40 yrs ago, India was blessed with a great leader who was energetic vibrant, visionary and sexy. Most of his followers believed that He was God’s gift to the country and that he alone will power the country to be the next super power.
This genius leader came to the conclusion that the biggest problem of the country was nothing other than ” Black brown population”. Indians were producing very large number of kaale, bhoore, chitkabrey bachchey (children). This was leading to very large population. This large population was causing :
- Shortage of food, shelter, clothing
- Too much Sex and…. leading to
- More population // Now go back to 1 and repeat
This, he was convinced is the root of all problems that it must be stopped. This menace of population was very big and while all his predecessors only talked about controlling population, God had chosen him to be the crusader against this menace… This was the time for him to take action.
He went ahead and declared that starting from next few hours, producing of children is going out of circulation. While you can have sex but your balls need to be disconnected. The best thing folks could do is by going “Cashless ” ( oops) ChanceLess sex. This cutting of the pipeline of population will run for next 50 days. The citizens will face some inconvenience but in the long run it will be very good for the country. Govt will come up with new denominations of hot pink condoms. The queues for such condoms will initially be large but gradually become small. All males above age of 21 who have already produced an offspring must be sterilized by doing vasectomy.
The chamchas of the leader lost no time in lauding, applauding and rejoicing this move. The dogs of this leader went full hog extolling/ barking the virtue of the biggest assault ever on the largest problem of the country i.e ” Black population”. This was the boldest move ever. People said – ” Bande mein hai dum ” . Lots of citizens said , we fully support the move, we are with this leader. Some wise men said they have no problem with this leader and only those who want to be noticed by going against the grain are groping his bums. Every body must support this noble initiative. All the folks who opposed sterilization were branded anti national. The intent of leader was very good.
Uttawar, a village 80 kilometers south of Delhi, woke up to the police loudspeakers at 3 a.m. Police gathered 400 men at the bus stop. In the process of finding more villagers, police broke in to homes and looted. Total of 800 forced sterilizations were done. It was a big assault on “Black /Brown population“.
During execution of this visionary move, a lot of young guys who were not even married were castrated. In some cases, some old men who were not even able stand up, let alone have sex were sterilized to meet the targets set by the visionary leader. Harijan, a 70-year-old with no teeth and bad eyesight, was sterilized forcefully.
The govt machinery was barely ready to do such massive scale of vasectomy. The processes were not calibrated and many people died of infection as necessary antiseptic were not available. Some LeaderBhakts claimed that in a great “Surgical strike” a little collateral damage was all ok.
Some Media went ga ga on the brilliant master stroke to attack the “Black population ” … those who criticized were called “Paid media”, “AntiNational” or people filled with negativity. 1000s of justifications were provided on how great move this was. Genitals of 83 lakh Indians were “Surgically mutilated” . 1000s died and some Congtards claimed that case of death were really DUMB.
Donkeys brayed encomiums on the assault and composed poems. The Supreme court of the country said that they are not against Vasectomies and asked the govt to file an affidavit on steps it was taking to reduce the inconvenience during vasectomies. The attorney general asked the judge to visit the vasectomy center during lunch hours and see for themselves that folks were actually enjoying vasectomies. Govt docs were tickling their balls very well. Some dudes were found on streets wearing Tees with message ” Proud to be castrated” … singing anthems on Nas bandi – ” हर हर हो जी , घर घर हो जी ( Har har Ho jee, Ghar ghar Ho jee) ” and ” बच्चे बिन अब , आने वाले हैं (Bachche bin ab… aane waale hain) ”
Some notable incidents
१. Shahu Ghalake, a peasant from Barsi in Maharashtra, was taken for sterilization. After mentioning the fact that he was already sterilized, he was beaten. He was sterilized for the second time
२. Hawa Singh, a young widower, from Pipli was taken from the bus against his will and sterilized. The infection took his life
There were off course some GhandiBhakts who voluntarily accepted vasectomy and encouraged other folks to do the same ( All in the long term interest of the nation ). It was also claimed in State media that people were eagerly queuing up to get vasectomized and queues were a few kilometers long.
Courts were forbidden to adjudicate on the complaints because this was the privilege of an elected govt. This beautiful scheme however died a beautiful death and the visionary leader died a sudden death in helicopter crash. The menace of population grew even bigger thereafter and it almost doubled in next decade. #WTF
This population however paid great dividends when technology revolution happened. Instead of becoming a liability, the population paid rich demographic dividends and the country became the global hub of technology services…
The country moved ahead but after some years, a new root of all problems has been discovered. To solve that problem, its said the soul of dead Vidhata has entered a new Chhappan inch bold body avatar.
All the Vidhata who were accomplices in that great endeavor probably have also taken rebirth and are busy extolling the virtues of a God’s gift to India again.His “Bold decision” is solving one more black problem in the long run.
I am a big fan of “Animal farm ” written by George Orwell. This possibly is the best book ever written to understand ugly politicians. If you have read the book you will relate to the current currency scam. If not, a quick intro will help. One of the characters in book which always makes me laugh is “Boxer ”
Boxer -> A loyal, kind, dedicated, extremely strong, hard working, and a respectable cart-horse who by IQ is a donkey. He is a Bhakt of wicked pig king Napoleon, who rules the farm, exploits him and animals perennially. Boxer however always holds the belief that Napoleon is always right.One day he realizes the ugliness of his king Napoleon, but its too late, he is caged,in a close truck and on the way to slaughter house ready to be killed.//
Another interesting character is -> Squealer – A small, white, fat porker who serves as wicked king’s second-in-command and minister of propaganda. He mixes with animals and misguides them that everything King is doing is for their good. There is an example of squealer later in the post 😉
Please do read this book its hilarious.. i thanks Kuldeep Singh for recommending it to me.
There are 1000s of such Boxer bhakts on social media today who feel “Modi is always right ” . We must not blame them, we cant awaken them. Their faith in Modiji is as strong as Madarsa dude’s in Quran or Sharia. Metaphorically, the Boxer Bhakts are in dream or delirium of different elusive 72 virgins ( Achchhe din, Akhand Bharat extending to Afghanistan and Tibet). We can only pity them or laugh at these boxers as they move to slaughter house of cess and torture of inconvenience.
Let me try to pose some questions :
- Who is the governor of RBI now ?…… Cant tell? ….. Why ? Few months ago you could always tell ? Why is a non descript impotent person an RBI governor now ? ( What you see in this post is a Squealer and irrelevance of RBI governor)
- Was this kind of currency Harakiri possible, had assertive Rajan been in the place ? // He was not a Yes sir, yes sir 3 bags full, all for YOU kind of man… Was he removed to facilitate this mammoth scam..
- What was the safeguard against passing on such impactful and drakonian orders to businessmen/ groups who are bed fellows of Bhajapia ministers ? // Dont you already know the folks from whose hands our PM eats out off or Mr Gadkari enjoys Cruise ship trip in Europe (Dont tell anyone else but start wrapping up )
- Will Modiji declare the source of estimated 15,000 Crores black money he spent to win 2014 elections ? // Sushma Swaraj was the first politician crying bucket of tears to Chief Information commissioner pleading to not include her party spendings under RTI .. they came to power, partially riding the hatred for Congis and decidedly riding enormous marketing juggernaut.
- After that allegedly bogus and unsubstantiated “Furgical Strike” allegedly destroying so many alleged terror camps, why the soldiers are dying everyday at Borders ? Wasnt there a better alternative to divert public attention from incompetence to handle border, Kashmir problem and fake surma Bhopali encounter?