*Honorable finance minister* and beloved left ball of NaMo, Sri  Arun Jaitley today ejaculated – “One small rape in Delhi was publicized and we lost billions of dollars

Arun Jaitley

Arun Jaitley terms Delhi rape ‘small incident that cost billions in tourism’

Warning : Explicit content ahead please abandon reading if you are sensitive to violent language and crudery 

This former Supreme court lawyer should take the following *small* facts in to cognizance :

  1. There were 6 rapists in the bus including the driver
  2. All of them took turns to rape Late Jyoti Pandey. It lasted a few hours in running bus.
  3. After the rape, a rusted cold iron rod ( L Shaped ) was thrust through her vagina and it made its way up through uterus to her abdomen.
  4. The temperature on that night was 3 to 5 degree celsius and she was thrown out naked and bleeding from a bus moving at 60km /hr
  5. She had profuse internal bleeding, underwent 5 surgeries which removed all her intestines and uterus
  6. The infection spread to her entire body, she finally died of cardiac arrest in Singapore.

Source (  Wikipedia 2012 Delhi gang rape )

To me as a human being none of these are small but to our *erudite minister* and sexy minister, they are . 

Here is how we can settle the smallness of this rape by personal example and taking inspiration from popular ALS ice bucket challenge.

Arun Jaitley must volunteer to take a small ice sodomy challenge. A place in Kashmir or Himalayas where the ambient temperature is 4 to 5 degree can be chosen.

  1. 6 solid bus/ truck driver can  be randomly picked.
  2. They can take turns to sodomize him ( No lubricant is to be used ). This is to be done in a moving bus and should last for  at least 90 minutes and should be done at night.
  3. A  L shaped road or wheel jack can be inserted in his anus and pushed way up his abdomen.
  4. He can then be thrown out of that running train/ bus  ..

He will have a choice not to undergo surgery and medical treatment.. It will be a small sodomy as per his opinion. He can get up and then recommend two of his fellow ministers for ice sodomy test starting from MoS Nihal Chand, the rape accused..

Since all this is to be videographed, it can be posted to all social media and is destined to go viral. The ad revenues generated from this exercise can bring in billions of revenues we have lost . Further, as more and more of his colleagues take this test it can beat the records of LIVE olympic telecast rights.

Mister Jaitley , will you please take this ice bucket oops small  ice sodomy challenge,  establish your theory of small rape and reclaim the billions of dollars lost.

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