Chain of Blame

It was one of the most painful scene for me to shoot. I locked my self in a heated room, I hammered myself heavily, I sweated, I bled, I experienced the biggest pain of my life, I wanted to experience the agony because what I was going to shoot there after was not violence on body but violation of a soul ”  – Shekhar Kapoor on how he prepared to shoot for the rape scene of Bandit Queen


I watched Bandit Queen in 1995 and for days I hated food and also humanity.  I couldnt come to terms with what a woman went through.  Rape in my mind got ensconced as one of the biggest crime humans do.

17 years later, I was horribly agitated in 2012.  Delhi gang rape and the insensitivity shown by Cong govt in handling it got me mad and I couldnt think of anything else for days and weeks. My posts were full of angst.  I am more agitated today and angrier in 2018 because not only the rape of Asifa crossed all limits, it transcended borders of  animalism. It went much uglier than what worst animal would do.  This time, its the Govt which is the rapist, its the govt which is savior of rapist and its the govt and its arms that we need to protect our women and daughters from.  Please see a lyrical deconstruction here

In 2016 alone :  19,675 rapes of minors were reported in India.
93 is average number of rapes reported everyday by women  in India
Between Jyoti Pandey (2012) and Asifa (2018) more than 100,000  rapes have happened.
Did any other rape create such national or international outrage ? NO.
Why doesnt every rape  lead to pandemonium?
 Not every time, the brutality is so unimaginable. Not everytime the govt machinery works overtime to shield the rapists. Not everytime a hot and sharp dagger cuts sharply and reaches your bones. The ugliness of Kathua and Unnao are unprecedented and reflective of Gujarat Godhra  or Naroda Patiya style 
I had earlier averred that 80% of electronic media in India is in NCR and its easy for them to move their OB vans and cover Delhi NCR rapes 24×7 . They ignore rapes in Hindi heartland. This time, it happened in small town and it shook the nation because of citizens raising it up in social web.
Every rape must have been equally ghastly for the woman or girl who endures it. A death of humanity is as much in Delhi as in Kathua/ Unnao , Assam, Bengal or Gujarat wherever it happens.  We all must feel ashamed of it and cry silent tears for our inability to prevent it.  However, a rape in Baliya finds 1 col x 5cm on 5th page of national newspaper and not even a passing reference on electronic media.  People faintly take cognizance and in absence of gory details, the rape just becomes part of another statistic.
First time in 6 yrs the entire nation is peeved and crying on this beastly atrocity. Sorry, the Sanghis/ BJP supporters are hesitant in crying because
a: The victim this time is muslim.
b. Their own soldiers  have been caught with their pants down.
c,. It can likely stop their electoral chariot of success
The  High courts and Supreme court are constantly blasting   Central Govt and especially UP govt of Yogi for total collapse of governance.  Sanghis of all hues  have dragged feet,  obstructed  justice or tried to do it. They tried everything in their might to  not let law take its own course.  This cartoon sums up the major difference and effrontery of current govt.
The PM went recluse with guilt. He couldnt utter word on it for weeks. When we was shamed, goaded and blamed, the PM came up with reluctant crocodile tears full of vague generalism and cliched  tweet which gives no one hope of any specific remedial action.
Crocodile Tears.png
He typically said – Its not his job, its everybody’s job
Why is this case becoming so important ? 
I came to know about this case 10 days ago and learned about the deliberations by Sanghis and their agents to bury this case as if nothing happened and it will be one more statistic. They possibly felt that it was easy as it happened far away from media limelight. They can drown it with their Bhakts creating counter propaganda.
Having sensed their ugliness, I resolved to highlight it with 10 times more ferocity. I didnt cause the wave , I am too small a soldier but within 2 days of my sharing this incident, the fire was all over.
Since BJP with all its organ and in its best interest wanted to drown it, its Bhakts pitched in. The attempts by folks like me to highlight it were seen by Bhakts as an attempt to embarrass their party,  an attack on their Sangh, an assault  on their Heroic butcher of Gujarat, on their peaceful religion, on spoiling their chances in coming elections etc.  Most of their defenses is : The case is being picked up just because the girl is muslim.
They are horribly wrong because if the details came out and the girl were Anuja, the outrage would have still been as massive as Jyoti Pandey’s.   The fact remains that had the girl been Anuja, the entire BJP and Sangh machinery including Bhakts would not have woken up in defense of rapists or opposing the outraged. This stupid interpretation is where the Sanghis have lost the plot.
So started a slugfest of interminably dumb WhatAboutery which I ignored and tolerated like I tolerate flies. Surprisingly, during 2012 gangrape Bhakts didnt do this kind of WhatAboutery of trying to resist outrage.  One such Sanghi Filth who was my relative turned hyper abusive and after a warning I  blocked him forever.  I do not have problems with Hero worship. Only problem is when people worship their idols even when they are wrong.  They should be respecting behaviors not the political positioning
So whether Sanghis want it or not, whether the barbarian Modi likes it or not, whether the hair brained Bhakts want to  deflect attention  or not , whether they do what aboutery or not, whether they spray conspiracy theory or not, This wave is massive. Its rolling, its unstoppable and its gigantic. Its the first time both central and state govts first came in open support of rapists, then tried to obstruct justice and then dragged feet in doing the needful.
Now if the wave is big and its a Tsunami, its going to hit hard. What it hits hard decides whether this Tsunami created a positive or negative outcome.  Since our collective conscience is bleeding today why don’t we use it to strike at the very core of this evil of rape?
How do we do it ?
  1. Lets see the folks who were perpetrators, supportive of obstructing the justice. The root cause or chain of blame travels long and as per my logic goes like  Abductor ->Rapist-> Murderer-> Conniving Police Officers-> Conniving Advocates-> Conniving Bar council of Jammu( Sanghi Affiliate) -> Ministers of BJP in Jammu -> The spiritual fountain head of these criminals i.e RSS -> The agents of RSS in Central Cabinet ( Home Minister) -> The appointee of RSS for leadership i.e PM->President of BJP -> The symbolic appointee of RSS i.e President of India .   Every part of this chain was either willing fully on the side of rapists and murderers or secretly wishing that this wave goes away or totally silent on death of humanity. Each one is culpable.
  2. Name and shame the women in governance who have been silent supporters of these rapists and murderers.  ( Sushma Swaraj, Smriti Irani, Nirmala Sitharaman, Meenakshi Lehi ). The conscience of these women was dead. While they were posting useless inauguration or tamaasha photos and tweets, they were behaving as if nothing happened.
  3. Amend the juvenile law to award adult sentences for adult crimes like rape, sodomy or murder.  Also legal reform to consider real age as per radio isotope bone testing , not school leaving certificate ( Which are often fake) . The juvenile Afroz slipped through crack in Jyoti Pandey case. The criminal juvenile may also slip in Asifa case
  4. As sensible citizens keep the candle of justice alive in this wind till we become a country of NO RAPE..   Jai Bharat

Then they wake up

First they deny‬ it
‪Then they huddle to save rapists‬

Then they cry Congi conspiracy ‬
‪Then they sing WhatAboutFuckery‬

Then they get shamed.‬
‪Then they get shit slammed

‬Then they get consumed by outrage‬
‪Then the courts  fuck them‬

Then they get in stony silence
‪Then their pooches turn verbally violent

‪Then they  fear sliding votebank
‪Then they are scared of losing power.

‪Then they open their smelly mouths‬
‪Then they shed their crocodile tears,

‪Then they say our folks were misled‬
‪Then they make their beasts resign

Then they tweet their fake empathy‬
‪Then they fart ugly  generalism‬

‪Then they open their jumla stock‬
‪Then they say its Everyone’s job(!!!)



3 reasons why you should be ashamed of wasting your sympathy on Salman ?

In the night of 28 Sep 2002, Salman was drunk, late in the night, he was speeding his Toyota land cruiser.   His car went on pavement in Bandra and crashed into a bakery. There were 4 men inside it.  1 man died on spot, 3 sustained severe injuries or disabilities for life.  Salman tried to run away, the men brandishing rods and sticks wanted to kill him but he was allowed to escape by a local. He caught and arrested after 12 hrs and the alcohol in his breath even then was higher than permissible limit. He  could wriggle out of prosecution in the homicide case by

  1. Paying huge amount of money to the witnesses who change their testimony and statements. // Approx cost 20 crores
  2. He paid huge money to survivors of the dead so that do not push for pursuing the case further // Approx cost 30-50 crores
  3. Paid crores to his personal driver Ashok Brahma Dev Singh who took the blame for crores and claimed that it was him not Salman who killed the sleeping men. // Approx cost 50-100 crores

Incidentally, Salman didn’t even have a license so the crime was bigger but having used is financial muscle, the wolf got acquitted by court. Its said the night after the accident, Arbaaz Khan tried to go to car and take back the expensive music system which was still there in the car. So with 500+ crores riding on him 100 -150 crores was a small price to buy justice


Abuse of Aishwarya

That was a time, Salman was on a peak. He was voted #4 on world’s most good looking men.  On a TV show, Aishwarya almost professed her growing love for him. From there on, the abuse in relationship started. Aishwarya was suffering this beast . There was verbal abuse. It was reported that he was physically abusive also and often Aishwarya used to report for shooting with bruises all over her body . She decided that the animal was not worthy of her love and came out of it. Aishwarya’s parent filed police FIR against Salman but little happened to put him behind bars.


Black buck

thequint2017-0136bfd073-70f3-4628-8874-935fb3ffdb4csalman black buck hit

Since law could not catch up with him on most cases, Salman got emboldened of  his money and clout.  He thought he can do whatever he wants  and  while in Jodhpur decided to go on hunting  though its illegal in India. After killing the poor deer, he almost got away by bribing the postmortem guys who gave a wrong report that the hole in the body of deer was done after death. Only the 2nd post mortem nailed the lie and his subsequent prosecution..

The aftermath :

The guilty conscience of Salman told him that he can avoid the reach of law only upto a certain limit. He also knew that public sentiments and outcry often has influence on judges. He started his paakhand( sham) of being a humanitarian and a messiah of poor.

So started small charities of paying for treatment of poor or adoption to wash his sins. These were pushed by his paid media to paint human side of the wolf. The wolf also tried to get on to good side of another wolf Modi by supporting his Gujarat campaigns. From Modi, he learnt the art of fooling the foolable fools and also doing a crime and getting away by eliminating the evidences.Sallu Modi.png

These lessons worked . You can see most foolable fools are pouring sympathies for him in social media.

I am ashamed that many such foolable fools are part of my friends, family and colleagues.

The Impact :

The escapades of this disgusting beast led to erosion of credibility of the justice system in India. Most people believed that if you have enough money and proximity to a wolf like Modi you can get away with any crime. This fatalism bodes very bad for any free nation. It tells the poor and less powerful that rich and poweful keep judiciary in their back pocket

Whats my take

The following:

  1. The influence of money, political support and public sympathy on justice is significant
  2. Now that the prosecution has found him guilty beyond doubt, strictest possible should be doled out.
  3. There has been enough delay in reigning in the beast and now that he has been tamed, all further appeal for bail or higher courts should be done within say 2-3 months and he be consigned to JAIL preferably with Asaram 😉
  4. A horrible example should be made out of such scums and criminals
  5. Convey to everybody that no one can take rule of law in the back pocket, not even ugly prime minister’s favorite star.


If you have read this far, spread the word.  To the rectums/ignoramuses putting posts supporting this beast, tell them the truth. Encourage them to be a responsible sensitive citizen and not a Bollywood star stuck asshole. Its very difficult for low salary, low motivation govt attorneys to nail and prosecute criminals like Salman, Sanjay Dutt, Amit Shah or Modi. When in rare cases they are able to achieve this improbable, celebrate it, feel good that law is still alive and active in this beautiful country.

Curious cases of trimmed beard crooks

A tight slap landed on the cheek of my elder cousin. It was my grandfather’s solid right hand with a 120 degree swing. He was all rage when he looked at him. An imprint of 5 fingers appeared on his cheek which was stylized like this



My cousin had just returned from a barber shop after getting his beard stylized and trimmed. I couldn’t fathom the reason for my grandpa’s raze and I didn’t have courage to ask him the reason for the assault.  The cousin went back to the barber shop and asked him to shave off his beard, leaving a clean trimmed mooches.

The question bugged me for days. I wondered about the extreme vexation of my grandfather but couldn’t reason it out .

On a happy day when he was in a playful mood, I asked him about the incident.  He told me that it was apa sanskriti( blasphemy) to keep a beard like that. Its not part of our ethos. I asked why. He said its against Hindu culture to trim and keep a beard like that. Either you let it grow naturally or you cut it off.  Only cheats manipulate it and keep it like that (trimmed) . As an upright Hindu, either you are clean shaven or keep a mouche or a beard in its natural state. He cited Tagore, Vashisht, Aurobindo as having natural untrimmed beard. Never trim it like an ugly crook if you have a character

He further showed me all the scriptures and books in his collection. From Vishnu, to Shiva to Indra to Ram to Yudhisthira to Parashuram to Ashoka to Chandaragupta, to Prithviraj to Rana Pratap to Shivaji to Chandrashekhar azaad to Bhagat Singh to Subhash Bose to Lal Bahadur Shastri . He said no man worth his character, ever kept a trimmed beard. As per him, it was a sign of a lout, a traitor or a treacherous jackal/wolf

I jogged my memory hard and was trying to find one icon who was adorable Hindu and kept a trimmed beard but couldn’t find even one. Some of the most repulsive characters in history books were shown to have trimmed beard and they included Alauddin Khilji and Shaista Khan. I finally gave up and accepted it as my grandfather’s hypothesis or pseudo science. A trimmed beard has little to do with misconduct.

Later in my life, my father got cheated by 2 folks and as matter of coincidence both of them had trimmed beard. I am curious if there ever has been a righteous Hindu who kept trimmed beard. As a rationalist, I do not see strong correlation between treachery and trimmed beard .

I  now realize that there is a filmstar who keeps a trimmed beard who owns a fleet of Mercs but cheats the govts by claiming that he is a farmer. He siphons of money from India to Panama and launders money big time. He has his name on paradise papers.

I know of a  liquor baron who has trimmed beard . He looted Indian banks and was nudged to fly away with 7 suit cases before he could be arrested. He has been a traitor and cheat of highest order.

I still believe that there may be very loose correlation between being  a Hindu male with trimmed bear and being a fraudster or a cheat. I have seen , only from a distance, a   trimmed stylized bearded politician  making ass of a billion Indians. He  has been selling   hallucinations of Achchhe din  and just making ass of a billion Indians.


The naked truth of 7% GDP-How Modi fooled the FOOLS

#DeModiapa  or note ban  has been one of the biggest folly of Feku but come UP elections and he had to fool the middle class to believe that All is well with his shit..

To bring credibility to his idiocy he is adept at making use of holy cows.

First he hid behind army to claim success of fake #Furgical Strike. He has no evidence or facts to show what was done or not done.

Now, he has  tried to use the Central Statistical Organization ( CSO) to put sand over his shit..  So how did he manage to fudge the GDP growth data ? Read on as I try to pull his pants down to expose the statistical fraud.

1. 45% of Indian Economy in unorganized ( Read road side shops, low wage workers, village trade, non taxable trade etc)

2. CSO doesnt measure informal economy directly but makes assumptions to gauge its value. This is done by approximating it as a fraction of Organized economy i.e 81.818% of organized economy.

3. Rural economy was worst affected by #DeModiapa as these folks didnt get paid. Estimates tell, it shrunk by 20 to 30%

4. Through his Stooge minister Sadananda Gauda,  Modi asked the CSO to continue to use the same assumption, thus showing no decline in unorganized sector. // This is the ghotala source

5. He showed an increase in Govt spending to account for decreased industrial production.

6. In the immediate aftermath of #DeModiapa, gold buying peaked up in markets. The cost of gold skyrocketed from Rs 25,000/ 10g to Rs 65k/ 10g. Apple iPhones were bought in dozens creating all time high sales for Apple in India. Luxury vacations, over seas air tickets were bought. This increased buying was used to show that consumer spending didnt go down..// High spending on gold and shady products ofsetted the low spending on consumer products.

So, now we know what Feku did this summer, just before UP elections, to fool the FOOLS that Demonetization shit doesnt stink.  He did throw some sand on his crap and Bhakts went ahead saying Herculean chootiyapa had no effect.  Yes, it was not crap till you dont remove this layer of sand or pull his kurta up.


The Paradox of Robinhood

Of all the popular fraud schemes, Robin Hood theme continues to amaze and baffle me the most.  It has defied time, mortality and eternity  and still  works in 21st century.  

Robinhood continues to be the opium of the hoi-polloi . He mesmerizes  and has a box office collection of few lakh crores as against 100 crores Bollywood craves. Lets see how it works.

A Demagogue Jholelal Fakeer who claims a peasant background, typically has a trimmed beard, a  fake 56 inch chest and may looks like the one  below. He  declares:


 He is launching a WAR against the rich.  This war  will  give a  of windfall wealth (say Rs 16 lakhs in cash), to each idiot, lazy and brainless Gareeb (poor)..  Nobody will  even have to move even their ASS for.The organized loot and plunder he will do, will be distributed . Kaala dhan from kaale log will tana tan flow into to gareeb’s accounts JanDhan .

 OMFG (Oh my fucking god), this creates mammoth erection among all bhakts and dolts. .  Fakeer smiles inwards as he knows, he needs to deliver nothing. The drunken imbecile dolts are already doing Naagin dance and  high on this opium.

Pandemonium reigns. Popularity breaks the roofs…  Just 31% fools are enough to drown the remaining 69% population which can think. Fakeer grabs the power and continues to make an ass of fools

 Once ensconced, the scoundrel ( Fakeer) changes the gear. He actually does a raid and loots on the poor. In the suffering, he tells the idiots that they are doing a service to nation.  New and higher cess  emerge on every thing. Higher and wider taxes are declared. Greater curbs are put on the cash. This brings majority of money from poor under Scoundrel’s control.

  The Fakeer now starts living in  a palatial million square feet bungalow in a top metro, wears Rs 12 lakh suits, rides a fleet of BMW 750i,  flies the world in luxury Chartered planes. As a homo throws himself on any sexy male he encounters. All the while he maintains a mask of a Fakeer, a messiah and a humble peasant.

He subsequently  siphons the cash pile back to rich industrialists, bureaucrats, bankers and Pigs who were active or silent accomplishes in the fabled Robin hood raids. This siphoning is done in forms of loan restructuring, interest waivers and huge contracts (Statue making)

The scoundrels thus are Nibor Dooh (Robinhood spelled backwards) and paradoxically rob and kill the poor, not the other way as believed or perceived.

11 things which made me love my rail journey

 Over the last 15 months, I have stayed away from my family.  I must have made 17+ trips from Bangalore to Pune. Most of them were flight journeys in low cost carriers. Very soon, I started hating these flight journeys. The primary reasons were a) Cheaper red eye flights made me miserable on the next days b) Bangalore airport is horribly far off and city traffic+ taxi cost gave me heart burns.. c) I hate being frisked..
Trains mostly showed waitlist for tickets , so I started traveling in KSRTC ac buses . These buses are faster than the trains (Some guys tell me that a politician runs a bus service and he is blocking moves to acquire land which can make train journey between Bangalore and Pune an overnight one). The legroom and claustrophobic sleeper buses never gave me a pleasurable travel experience.
This time I decided to try train and approx a month ago, booked a 2 AC  ticket in Sampark Kranti express.  I didnt expect the experience to turn out to be so good. Here are the things which have changed beautifully.
I landed up at  Yeshwanthpur station of Bangalore for my train to Pune by train.  I noticed the following :
1.  No garbage no stink :Every 20 feet or so , I saw a stainless steel garbage bins. People were not throwing garbage here and there. All used wrappers of toffee, biscuits were finding its way into bins
2. Shine on the floors : The floor of railway platform shone with a gloss. It was as good and clean as Bangalore  international airport and much cleaner than dilapidated Pune airport. 
3. Automation on the roll : As I wondered how the platform is so clean, I saw a person sitting on cool  motorized platform cleaning vehicle do a round. The mops below his vehicle were polishing the platform floor and in 1 hour,I saw him sweep twice i.e  30 minutes frequency. When we make the dirt work easier and classy, work gets done better 🙂
It looks like this :
4. Dignity of work : Most of the cleaning staff  were wearing good uniform with agency name. This, I think, makes the cleaning staff feel good about themselves. The dignity of cleanliness as a profession has been restored.
5. Awesome Beverages :  I often hate the railway chai but in the compartment as the Chai guy gave a call, I thought I will ask for a coffee. I was wondering whether it will be anything like coffee. The guy showed me Nescafe Cappuccino premix.It cost Rs 30/=. but it tasted great. // In flights I often buy it for Rs 100/=
6.  Impeccable washrooms : When I went to wash room, I saw it specklessly and clean. It had stainless steel paneling and it shone. The wash basin had good Jaquar fittings, flush worked effectively.  Not only the washroom had a good working fan, it also had an exhaust fan.
7.Bio toilets : This train has bio toilets which means turds do not fly all over the railway track // Great thing that  a joke that India’s railway tracks are the world’s biggest toilet will soon become memories of past .indian-trains-cover-image-1024x576
Actually it looks even better than the image shown and yes I also noticed a deodorizer in the wash room.
8. Charging points :  The mobile laptop charging point worked perfectly and it let me work efficiently using my hotspot. In fact , this blog has been fully written in train 
Bonus points
9. Luxurious upholstery : The upholstery for seats looks luxurious brown. As I ran my hand on it, it felt great.
10. Round the clock cleanliness : The train is covered under OBHS (Onboard Houskeeping service) which means highest degree of hygiene. I  saw full instructions for the housekeeping staff pasted  near the washrooms and phone numbers of officers to get in touch if the hygiene goes bad. 
11. Standard branded food : We all have cribbed about food in Railways.. and I was skeptical that I should order. I asked the Steward who is cooking and where is he from. He replied that food is coming from Comesum. I am waiting in anticipation for good food as well..
PS: I have heard horror stories about how Tatkal scheme doesnt work and Diwali rush for tickets is killing. I booked the ticket for 27th Oct on 26th and got it  First time right without a glitch using my IRCTC wallet..
This is my best travel experience between Bangalore to Pune  and I will be travelling in trains more often. I strongly encourage you to experience OBHS covered trains, its the new shining India for middle class 🙂