On my trip to Bangalore in 2019, I had the privilege of sitting next to a Spice Jet captain. He asked me where in Bangalore will I be living. When I told him Whitefield , he said – “Lucky Dude” . I asked how? He said – “We drive 25 kms to relish “Windmills” you will be able to relish it any day...
On the first weekend, I was there and had the privilege of tasting ” Heffeweizen” , the emperor of all beers ( For the uninitiated, its a wheat beer of German origin made from hopps, caracao, orange peel. It was the best drink I ever had in my life.. Thus began the journey of exploring the craft beers across the world.. I stopped drinking bottled/ canned beers altogether.. The lowest, I would descend would be tap beers.. Tasted them in Amsterdam, Singapore, Phillippines, USA.. and got hooked on to it forever…
Relocating to Pune in 2019 was a big let down.. First , the folks hadnt heard of it .. Then came the folks who faked craft beers in the city..
Here are my experiences of trying it at various place
- Toit Kalyani Nagar : I had been there in Nov 22. The dudes have ZERO idea what beer is. The carbonation is FUCKED up, the flavors are off by miles. You taste one.. its pissy and then they ask you to try another.. and then another.. Every sip hurts.. The jerks on counter are like dude strumming on a guitar which is totally off tune..
- Beer farm , Pimpale Saudagar : I had dropped into their store in the mall. I was tempted to order Belgian wit, Heffe and Kolsch.. My wife stopped me . I just bought 1 litre of Heff.. 2 days later, on a weekend, we opened it up. It was so pissy and with so low carbonation that we wont even wash our shoes with it. 2 sips ..and we were over.. The remaining portion is in the fridge reminding me of my sins..
- Effingut Baner/ Balewadi : My first visit to this pub was in late 2020. I was surprised to get a hint of real Heff . Few days later ordered 3 litres of it online in glass casks.. I opened the bottle, it was below average and I felt something fishy in it.. The next day was spend writhing and turning the whole day. The misery ended only when i finally vomitted it out.. Didnt have the courage to open the other 2 for next 15 days… Finally, when I did open, they tasted awefull. 2 sips and then the entire bottles had to be emptied in the sink.. Its been years, so I thought I can forgive them. Asked my friend to join me there yesterday ( 20Jan 23). By this time I have almost lost faith on all Pune brewers.. So, I asked them to provide a sampler.. The sampler arrived on 2 trays and the beers were as hot as a green tea which has been let to settle for 5 mins.. They tasted horrible. There was one from berry and another was apple cider.. They were the worst of pack.. My friend said the heff was ok, so we ordered a pitcher (Worth 1200). to our dismay- Heffeweizen tasted sweet . #WTH.. We had not ordered an alcoholic shikanji or neembu paani.. We had ordered few snacks which turned out to be ok. The ordeal of finishing the pitcher was over in 30 minutes.. Seems I will not visit them for next 5 years..
- 24K Balevadi high street : We reached the rooftop. The view from this place was amazing. The LIVE karaoke musician was good. Ambience was great. The food was great but what we had come to this place was great beer and this is where they disappointed. The wheat bier was passable, Belgian wit was not worthy of mention. Their real innovation is on Ambe mohar ( A rice beer which captures the aroma of locally popular rice)
- Kimaya online : I had ordered 3 different vairants from Kimaya online.. On the first order, the quality was amazing and they justified their existence with decent beers. I recommended it to my friend when he invited me to a dinner party. When we opened up, we realized that they too had screwed up. Cant recommend to any one..
To me, every one claims to be a craft brewer has turned out to be a sucker who gets the beers right only accidentally. Most of the times, its a disappointment. So what do I do now?
The nearest you can consistently get to a craft beer experience are by 2 ways a. Get Hoeggarden cans and b. Bira white.. These 2 brands seem to have professional, trained brewers who know the art and science of making beers.. For the rest of the FAKE craft brewers in Pune, I wont even waste my dime on them .. Their produce is not even worth washing my hair.